6/22/2023 0 Comments Im academy hourglass![]() The Carian Study Hall is found in the Liurnia of the Lakes region. Using the Carian Inverted Statue unlocks an alternative version of the map.Ĭarian Study Hall is a Location in Elden Ring. I'm on pins and needles.A large library-like location full of spectres and magic users that leads to the Divine Tower of Liurnia. (The movie ends with the promise of further adventures. Mercifully, Potsie and Danny Bonaduce did not appear, but may be lined up for the sequel. In addition to the other obvious problems, the movie also features cameos by "Carrot Top" and Donny Most. Suffice it to say it won't be confused with "The Magnificent Ambersons" any time soon. Let's see, kickboxing lesbians plot to take over fashion company and have sex on top of people on life support. Killed a few more with some psycho martial-arts lesbians beating up Ponyboy. Killed a few more minutes watching all four drives on a golf hole. (Just as well, because we can't really see how they're doing). The question is why? Although the movie is not that long (thankfully), it manages to eat up several unprecious minutes on a racquetball game, the outcome of which has no bearing on the plot or character development. The most terrifying thing about this "thriller" is the fact that the end is left open for a sequel - did Howell write this thinking that anyone would care enough about this stuff to watch another movie!? Please avoid this garbage like it had big teeth.Ĭ Thomas "Ponyboy" Howell starred in this, wrote it, directed it, and who knows what else. This sort of stuff should not be allowed to exist. The film has no action, no point, no surprises, nobody to like and nothing to care about. The end result looks like a mix between a student film, a 1970's drug movie and a soft core porn movie. The camera jogs around in a grainy fashion, or a POV setting or a realistic follow the action setting.and they're all badly done. Ever made a home movie with a cheap video camera? Then you are probably as good a director as Howell. A plot that is so weak that the film is padded out with scenes that have no meaning or place - a squash game, meetings, a drive in the country, buying condoms! Even scenes that do fit in with the story are often stretched out to fill time or include some of his mates (Carrot Top, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips). First his acting is terrible and his character is one dimensional and unpleasant - are we meant to feel anything for this guy? I felt that whatever happened to him couldn't be more than he deserved! Secondly he wrote the story. The blame for this mess must rest with Howell himself. This is meant to be some sort of follow-up to the Hitcher - I don't really see how, and it isn't anywhere near the quality of that movie. C Thomas Howell writes, stars and directs in a story of a fashion magnate who finds himself seduced and intrigued by a mysterious woman (a cute Sofia Shinas) while his business stutters and his friends and colleagues are murdered. ![]() But that's what hourglass is - a terrible vanity project that you watch and wonder how it got made. You probably wouldn't think of some 1980's brat-packer's movie that he made with some friends. ![]() When you think of vanity projects you probably think of the more high profile failings of Warren Beatty and other big stars who had that project stashed away for when they had more power. ![]()
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